therift8000 asked: do you still want a story about a sister who fucks her brother with a strap on?
holy crap i totally forgot about this blog. you don’t even know dude. i haven’t been tumblin’ in like…months yo
Anonymous asked: Hey Salem! Where could I find your pics of you getting it on with Pikachu that you had on reddit? Can't find em here!
Uh. They’re gone. forever. Byebye.
Anonymous asked: You posted you like "Innocent. Corruptible [girls]. The kind that squeak. [...] the corruption. Me doing the corruption" - we're quite similar regarding this (and no, this is not a squattish flirt through the all-so-great internet). I'm just asking myself (and now you) how you manage to get your dose of corrupting and flirt-fun (I myself refer to the proces of finding and corrupting people i'd like to share my bed with as "Jagdvergnügen" - "the pleasure of hunting") since you have a Girlfriend?
My girlfriend broke up with me early March, dudebro. Get with the times.
I get it through watching the Buffalo Bill scene with the song “Goodbye Horses” eight million times.
All joking aside, though, I don’t get my dose. Ever.
For the people who keep sending me stories
I really don’t think any of you actually know what I like.
I like skinny boys. Skinny girls. Innocent. Corruptible. The kind that squeak. Things only get kinky and dominating after the corruption. Me doing the corruption.
Please stop thinking I’ll find you more attractive if you’re muscular or tan. In fact, I hate both of those things. Manorexia. is attractive.
Anonymous asked: do you still have your videos up?
No one ever listens to the things I say, do they?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIK7wqmI7YE&feature=my_favorites&list=FLqfxycLUfSMjDf_0uGL99gA
So. You guys’ve probably noticed I’ve been gone for a while.
Why, you ask?
Well, first.
i smashed my nail. I was out of it for a LOOOONNNGGGG time.
And now?
now I’m sick and missing my nail.
Oh. And I’m reading Homestuck. Which eats a lot of my time and energy.
FOR MY BIRTHDAY
i want pictures of cat boys. boys with cat outfits. kittttyyy kitty kitty boys.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ♥
Almost Salem’s Birthday…(submission)
I’ll probably be neck deep in video games, but happy birthday. I hope it’s everything you want it to be. I’d give you a big hug and kiss on the cheek but I’m afraid I can’t quite reach that far.
Do something awesome, even if it’s just you. You made it another year, and that’s fantastic. Happy Birthday.
ohthankyou oAo
Anonymous asked: Hey Salem kitty, I was wondering what happened to your subreddit. Sorry I didn't keep up. I miss seeing your pics and posts.
There was a troll who was downvoting all comments and posts. It was pissing all the mods off and everybody was asking us what was going on.
We initiated a mass purge in an attempt to remove said troll.
Whoever keeps anon-ing me from Colorado
Dude. I don’t call or email people I don’t know, but I guess I’m also not mean enough to post your phone number. Keep talking to me or else I’m never going to respond to you. I mean srsly.



